The Toilet City Ghetto-A Jew May Not Look Outside

I really hate to admit this, but I believe San Francisco is cleaner than our Toilet City. Learn about the tortured explanations and ridiculous rules that prove just how much more I am being forced to live under Nuremberg Laws in the State of Oregon. All water is publicly owned, therefore, if you want to store any of it - apparently no matter where it originally comes from - you have to obtain a permit from state water gatekeepers.  Learn more: Oregon man convicted of collecting rainwater on his own property surrenders and begins serving 30-day jail sentence

These kinds of cases always remind me of the Bible verse in Luke 16:24-25 "So he called to him, 'Father Abraham, have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, because I am in agony in this fire.' "But Abraham replied, 'Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, while Lazarus received bad things, but now he is comforted here and you are in agony."

I know lots of people who own rainwater collection devices. However, since those people are my gatekeepers, they don't count when it comes to penalties, fines, and convictions!

WHAT IS UNLAWFUL DISCRIMINATION?

A landlord cannot refuse to rent to a tenant, or engage in any other type of discrimination on the basis of group characteristics specified by law that are not closely related to the landlord’s business needs.  

Arbitrary discrimination on the basis of any personal characteristic such as those listed are also is prohibited.

The California legislature has declared that the opportunity to seek, obtain and hold housing without unlawful discrimination is a civil right. However, in Klamath Falls, Oregon, there is no civil right to hold housing without discrimination even though the law says there is.

Under California’s Fair employment and housing Act and unruh Civil Rights Act, it is unlawful for a landlord, managing agent, real estate broker, or salesperson to discriminate against a person or harass a person because of the person’s race, color, religion, sex (including pregnancy, childbirth or medical conditions related to them, as well as gender and perception of gender), sexual orientation, marital status, national origin, ancestry, familial status, source of income.  Again, in Klamath Falls, Oregon, this would not apply either even though the law says it is.

Unlawful housing discrimination can take a variety of forms:

• Providing inferior housing terms, conditions, privileges, facilities, or services.
•  Harassing a person in connection with housing accommodations.
• Providing segregated or separated housing accommodations. 
• Refusing to permit a person with a disability, at the person with a disability’s own expense, to make reasonable modifications to a rental unit that are necessary to allow the person with a disability “full enjoyment of the premises.”

You can ask a court to grant you:

• An injunction prohibiting the unlawful practice.
• Access to housing that the landlord denied you.
• Damages for emotional distress. 
• Civil penalties or punitive damages.
• Attorney’s fees

The U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) enforces the federal fair housing law, which prohibits discrimination based on sex, race, color, religion, national origin, familial status, and handicap (disability).  However, in my experience, DON'T COUNT ON IT!
 
To contact HUD so they can run you around, look in the white pages of the phone book under United States Government Offices , or go to www.hud.gov
 
Resolving housing discrimination problems is a problem if you are a victim of housing discrimination (for example, if a landlord refuses to rent to you because of your race or national origin), you may have several legal remedies, including:

• Recovery of out-of-pocket losses.
• An injunction prohibiting the unlawful practice. 
• Access to housing that the landlord denied you.
• Damages for emotional distress. 
• Civil penalties or punitive damages. 
• Attorney’s fees. 
• Alterations to accommodate a tenant with a disability

A landlord must allow a tenant with a disability to make reasonable modifications to the rental unit to the extent necessary to allow the tenant “full enjoyment of the premises.”

See also Andrews v. Mobile Aire Estates (2005) 125 Cal.App.4th 578 [22 Cal.Rptr.3d 832]. A typical legal description of the implied covenant of good faith and fair dealing is that neither party will do anything that will injure the right of the other party to receive the benefits of the agreement.

See the Andrews decision for a discussion of the closely related implied covenant of quiet enjoyment.
 
In order for a tenant to win such a lawsuit against the landlord, all of the following conditions must be met:

• The rental unit has a serious habitability defect. That is, the rental unit contains a lead hazard that endangers the occupants or the public; or substantially lacks any when a nuisance endangers the health, life, safety, property, or welfare of the occupants or the public; 
• Inadequate sanitation, or premises

Demolition of a Dwelling 

You would think the proper thing to do is for the owner of a dwelling is to give written notice to current or new tenants before applying for a permit to demolish the dwelling.  However, the landlord can make your life a miserable mess without the courtesy of talking with tenants if he is an asshole, like in my case.

The notice must include the earliest approximate dates that the owner expects the demolition to occur and the tenancy to end.

Even though California law protects a tenant from retaliation by the landlord because the tenant has lawfully exercised a tenant right, the landlord can and will be malicious if they want.

Oregon follows California on many of it's civil duties, so expect a most unpleasant experience when they flout the laws of chaos in your face to supercede the leading state.

California law also makes it unlawful for a landlord to attempt to influence a tenant to move by doing any of the following:

• Engaging in conduct that constitutes theft or extortion.
• Using threats, force, or menacing conduct that interferes with the tenant’s quiet enjoyment of the rental unit. (the conduct must be of a nature that would create the fear of harm in a reasonable person.)

 Because the laws vary according to how a judge wakes up in the morning, be prepared to brown nose. Here is an image that you can practice on:

Just ignore these pop ups at the Jody Arias trial on http://abcnews.go.com. You can always store your toilet water in her c**t. No permit is needed for that.

(I was just wondering. Is this suppose to turn me on?  I can smell the strange flesh of her filthy ass from my laptop.)

Kini's rental unit has a serious habitability defect on the premises that endangers the occupants or the public; or substantially lacks hygiene when a nuisance endangers the health, life, safety, property, or welfare of the occupants or the public.

However, the Courts have discriminated against Kini (because she has an odd name) and inadequate sanitation does not matter to the Judges in state and federal courts. As a result, she must suffer the lowest forms of inadequate medical care.

Filthy Stinking Mattress Within 7 ft Of My Kitchen. Although we do not have rats yet. Mice love to burrow in mattresses harboring whatever diseases they like to carry.

When you open the door in the morning, say, "Good morning, filth!' because the tenants are unpredictive and any sight can be an odd sight.

Even though harassment and intimidation should not be allowed to influence you to vacate your home, in Oregon the police will gladly accommodate the complainer to the nearest jail and the Judges in Klamath Falls will accommodate you to the nearest mental institution because you exercised your civil rights to peacable and quiet enjoyment of the premises you are leasing. Lunatics are welcome to also enjoy your premises so if you are thinking about having a home business....

As you can see the people in Klamath Falls, Oregon, are just plain dirty. They need a Tsuami of Mexicans to invade their territory.